How can I not pre order Jen’s book with a tag line like this:

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let’s face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Childless unite!
jenkirkman:

I’m running a contest for the next 48 hours (ends on Sunday 9/16 at NOON PST). Here are the two things you have to do – and if you do them, you’re entered to win signed, copies of my two comedy albums “Self Help” (2006) and “Hail to the Freaks.” (2011 double disc)
***ALL WHO HAVE PREVIOUSLY ENTERED BUT NOT WON ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN!***
 Sound good? Good. So here’s WHAT you have to do: · Pre-order my book and send me proof of purchase. · Tell your friends! After you pre-order send out a Tweet or a Facebook post or a Tumblr entry that you pre-ordered. (*AGAIN you do NOT have to have Twitter to enter) So here’s HOW to do what you have to do: 1. Pre-order I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF Amazon: http://say.ly/auc3ItS Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/bu9wdyh B&N: http://tinyurl.com/bpqefk2 Nook: http://tinyurl.com/d22xokk iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/bonsyn3 2. Send a screen shot or photo of your receipt to JENKIRKMANBOOK@GMAIL.COM Include your twitter handle or Facebook name. You do NOT need to have Twitter to enter. Simon & Schuster will randomly draw names this weekend and I will announce the winners on Twitter & Facebook!

***ALL WHO HAVE PREVIOUSLY ENTERED BUT NOT WON ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN!***

How can I not pre order Jen’s book with a tag line like this:

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let’s face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Childless unite!

jenkirkman:

I’m running a contest for the next 48 hours (ends on Sunday 9/16 at NOON PST). Here are the two things you have to do – and if you do them, you’re entered to win signed, copies of my two comedy albums “Self Help” (2006) and “Hail to the Freaks.” (2011 double disc)

***ALL WHO HAVE PREVIOUSLY ENTERED BUT NOT WON ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN!***

Sound good?

Good.

So here’s WHAT you have to do:

· Pre-order my book and send me proof of purchase.

· Tell your friends! After you pre-order send out a Tweet or a Facebook post or a Tumblr entry that you pre-ordered. (*AGAIN you do NOT have to have Twitter to enter)

So here’s HOW to do what you have to do:

1. Pre-order I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF

Amazon: http://say.ly/auc3ItS

Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/bu9wdyh

B&N: http://tinyurl.com/bpqefk2

Nook: http://tinyurl.com/d22xokk

iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/bonsyn3

2. Send a screen shot or photo of your receipt to JENKIRKMANBOOK@GMAIL.COM Include your twitter handle or Facebook name. You do NOT need to have Twitter to enter.

Simon & Schuster will randomly draw names this weekend and I will announce the winners on Twitter & Facebook!
***ALL WHO HAVE PREVIOUSLY ENTERED BUT NOT WON ARE ELIGIBLE TO WIN!***

(Source: jenkirkman)